Cold Stone Steve Austin

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run

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thatsbelievable:

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johanna-swann:

12b6:

write-on-world:

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

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occasionallydiverting:

hnnnngh, I’m trying to conduct global maritime trade, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my hull plates keeps blocking the Suez Canal

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theocseason4:

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armchair-factotum:

the-real-skeletor:

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

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